Well, March had showers enough, I suppose. Anyway I believe I’m supposed to make up a story today. OK.
I won the lottery. I’m going to quit my job on Monday and start writing screenplays for fun. Hopefully they don’t suck. My first idea has to do with a slow pitch softball league and Will Ferrell. I’m sure it’ll be funny if Mr. Forced Weirdness stars in it. More than likely we’ll just end up casting Timothy Olyphant.
No plans on moving or anything. Just gonna buy an airplane and get a pilot’s license so we can tool around the country when we get the urge. The Kid will still have to pay for her entire college education. We’re not even going to tell her we won the lottery when she gets older.
