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You Know You're a Nerd When...

You arrive at the restroom only to find it closed for cleaning. Two choices are available: a restroom up a flight of stairs or down a flight of stairs. Both sets of stairs are equal in every way.

You choose to go to the restroom one story down. Your reasoning is that you would like to climb the stairs post-urination. Waiting until after your restroom activities gives you less weight to carry upward.